Breaking Bad – What Makes a Golf Course Bad?

Great golf courses, like beauty, are really in the eyes of the beholder.  There are some who loath golf course rankings, feeling they are subjective and breaking down individual components of a course can detract from the overall experience.  Fact is, I can’t disagree with these sentiments.  The context of my love for golf course rankings and the conversation over quality courses is this very subjectivity.  I enjoy them but don’t take them too seriously.  I acknowledge that there are significant ramifications from being on a top 100 list or a top 59 list.  For courses 101 or 60, they miss out on the publicity and promotion and potential benefit.   But now look what I have done, I’ve gone down the rabbit hole of quality.

I understand why publications won’t shine a light on bad courses.  Perhaps over a beer after a round players will lament on a course they’ve played and characteristics they didn’t like.  Maybe it is the frustration of getting beat up on a tough design, or the pro shop staff who in an effort to multi task were short, or outright rude.  For some, its dropping over $100 to play a course they feel is merely marginally better than their $35 muni, or, the horror of a course where the greens and tee boxes resemble shag carpeting or the number of divots on the fairway make you feel you’re playing on the moon.   I set a poll on Twitter asking which matters most in making a course ‘bad’?  The criteria were conditions, layout, people or value.


The worst course I ever played was a local 9 hole course in Ontario.  The course no longer exists, having been sold for development.  I doubt many tears were shed, though as players perhaps we romanticize the idea of playing on a goat track which had little to no redeeming characteristics save the space for us to drag our clubs out and swing.  Sure, we hated it when we played there, struggling for a patch of grass on the fairway to avoid the hardpan lie we drew.  Acknowledging that reading the greens was fruitless since the ball would inevitably bound around on its own unique path that could never be replicated if you tried.  The argument for the ultra low-end, entry level course is perfectly valid…give a father and his daughter a place where they can spend two hours, learn the game and enjoy each other’s time.  I’d argue we need more courses like this, good or bad.

Playing on Christmas Eve (as I did in 2015), the bar for bad golf simply doesn’t exist for me!


The poll was meant to identify the unexpectedly bad.  The ‘hey, everyone else loves this course but me’ bad.  And back to John Gordon’s argument of subjectivity, bad courses, like good courses will be identified for uniquely different reasons.

One of favourite golf writers is Robert Thompson.  Robert has a gift of writing with clarity and incredible honesty.  His critique of courses – many found on the same top 100 or 59 lists which I speak of – is clear and intelligent in its rationale.  It is refreshing to read someone with conviction admonishing courses for perceived shortcomings.  And this is not to say, by any means, he feels these courses are bad.  More that, in his opinion, they are not as great as the accolades they’re received.  He simply shines a light on aspects of the course and the golfing experience that he didn’t enjoy.

So to be completely honest, I acknowledge that is one of my drivers in this whole exercise.  By engaging on Twitter with golfers and other golf writers to ask and discuss, what makes a course bad I am hoping to build on my critical thought of golf course quality.   As for my poll a slight majority of responses were around conditioning and that makes sense.  I was intrigued that almost 50% of responses were split in areas of layout, people and value.   Bad golf, like great golf, is highly subjective.

I am not advocating for a list of bad courses in Canada.  I am merely seeking greater understanding around the complexities of this issue and to continue to engage around all that is great…and perhaps less than great, in golf in Canada.  I’ll be one of the first to crack open publications or view sites that share their ‘best of’ lists.  I’ll be active on social media with people, always happy to discuss and share favourite courses.   I welcome your stories, thoughts and comments.

8 thoughts on “Breaking Bad – What Makes a Golf Course Bad?

  1. Great stuff here. I am following the lists in my quest obviously, but don’t view them as the end all be all. My true indicator is would I rush to play the golf course again. If yes, then it’s a good course to me!

  2. MIke,

    Well stated my friend. I think in a way I stay away from many of the “bad” courses, and gravitate towards the “good” ones to play and write about. While often I come away with feelings of them being either over and underrated, or maybe experienced shortcomings in customer service, I’ve been fortunate to not have to simply call a golf course “bad” in every way yet. However, I have one of those reviews coming up soon. It’s not going to be pretty.


    1. Thanks Josh. It takes tact and skill to effectively call out a course for its shortcomings and I have much to learn here but like you, I am fortunate to not play too many courses which require this kind of critique. Playing more, and writing more, is giving me a more clear sense of what I like and don’t like.
      Cheers, Mike

  3. Hey Mike I love your blog and your name 😉
    I am a golf ball enthusiast and so I am in the process of starting a new business that will aim to custom fit golfers for the correct type of golf ball and then we will customize a package for them that will be sent every month. I am calling it Revolutionary Golf Balls. Since we are in the same niche I was wondering if you would be nice enough to share my landing page. If you do I will add your website to the sponsor list. I plan on launching the Kickstarter in March. Here is the link to the landing page:
    Thank you so much I really appreciate it!

    1. Thanks for the message Mike. I’ll blast off a tweet and blurb on my FB page too. Quick Q – as part of your broad offerings to people are you including Snell golf balls too? I’m a brand ambassador for them and if they’re part of the broader offerings you consider for folks I could consider a brief interview blurb on the blog itself. Your idea sounds very cool and I wish you success as you launch! Cheers, Mike.

      1. I had not thought about including Snell golf balls but I just checked them out and the would be perfect! I will definitely be adding Snell to the list of balls. I would love to do an interview. What’s your email so we can discuss further?

        1. I can be reached at I have a format where I pose 9 questions. If it’s more convenient I can draft and email you questions which gives you more time to reflect and respond. You can keep it as brief or as long as you need/like. Email me for sure but it may take me a week or so to draft some questions for consideration. Cheers, M.

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